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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Seventy-Three
Was reading all my old blogs and posts. Quite interesting, to say the list. I've forgotten how I used to write so much, and how I used to have so much to say. I rather enjoyed reading what I once wrote. Not bad, if I do say so myself.
I should write more.
Here's something I found in one of my posts. Does anyone remember?
Innovative Ways of Ordering Pizza
1. Ask them if you can keep the box. When they say yes, break into tears and go, 'Thank you! Thank you so much! God bless you!' etc. 2. Ask them to make sure your pizza is really dead 'not like the last time'. 3. Ask them to confirm exactly how many dolphins had to be killed in order to make your pizza. 4. When they repeat your order back to you, change it slightly. Do this three or four times. 5. Ask them if they have one inch pizzas. 6. Ask them whythey measure their pizzas in inches and not centimetres, ha? 7. When they ask, 'Will that be all?', reply angrily: 'Why, not satisfied, ah? I order so little so you see me no up, is it? Nehmine! Steady! Later I call my brother all come to your shop and settle, want?!' 8. Ask what the order taker is wearing, and when he or she answers, sound as if you're trying very hard to stop yourself from giggling. 9. Ask them to arrange the pepperoni in the shape of Hello Kitty. 10. In sign language. Over the phone. 11. Tell the order taker to speak very softly, because the police are tapping your line. 12. Ask them to hold on, then shout in a childishvoice, 'Mummy, can borrow me fifty doller buy pizza??' 13. Pretend the pizza hotline is the NKF donation line, and ask the pizza guy to do ridiculous and unhealthy stunts before you hand over your money.
11:32 PM
Seventy-Two
Ehem It's true that I enjoy some Malay songsBut just because I sing them doesn't mean I'm jiwangAnd even if I am, so what?It's not funny. And I'm not weird, youSo cut it out, okay?Get off my back, okay? Exam's are in handful of days' time. I know 100% that I'm going to get worse results for tis mid-year, even though I study practically everyday, and even though I've cut my relaxation time down. See, my test results are very bad. And even though they only account for 20% of my total marks, they have to mean something, right? If I'm getting not-good test results, doesn't that mean I'm doing not-good-ly in school?
I am revising more, though. I'm trying. Plus, I think I'm getting better at A-Maths. :D
Ok, time to relax. Song is food for the soul, yum yum.
The number one positive thing about girls is that we're resilient. It might take a long time for us to get on the right track, but when we fight, we fight, dammit.
2:40 AM
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Seventy-One
Monday's child is fair of face;
Tuesday's child is full of grace;
Wednesday's child is full of woe;
Thursday's child has far to go;
Friday's child is loving and willing;
Saturday's child works hard for a living.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day is fair and wise, good and gay
I was born on Friday (my mum remembers). I'm loving and willing. HAHAH! As if. :D
A good week, I suppose. If it was bad, I don't remember. I rarely do.