Monday, March 05, 2007
Sixty
"You shouldn't put too much milk in that."
"Huh?"
I turn around. It's 5.30 in the morning, I'm making Milo (my beloved Milo!), and my Tok is talking to me.
"You shouldn't put too much milk in your Milo," she repeats.
"Why not?"
"Because it has too much sugar!" I can almost picture her adding, "Duh!". Almost.
"But that's what makes Milo good!" I turn my back back to her again.
"Well, fine," Tok mutters, "But don't blame me when all your arms and legs fall off from all that sugar!! Then you'll regret it."
"Riiiiiight. "
In the meantime, I'll enjoy my Milo and my arms and my legs.
Hahahah. The things people say to convince others.
Sigh. As Kk Han would say, "So farny". *wipes tears from eye*
Anyhoo.
Today Mas and I find an ant running across our tables. "It's got wings!" Mas exclaims, which prompts me to go show off and explain to her that it has wings because it is a male, has just finished mating with the queen ant, and is just about to die.
"Aww," Mas goes, and instantly falls in love with the ant. I don't know why (maybe she likes dying things), but she really does love that thing. I hear her say so.
"I love you," she whispers to the ant. I gag, then laugh.
She insists that we not let the ant go anywhere else, so we keep blocking it and making sure it doesn't leave our tables throughout the whole Fiqh lesson. We figure that, since we were going to keep him as our pet (yes, I had grown fond of him), we decide to name him. In the end, we come up with "Something Something Something Something the Seventh". No, it's name isn't Something Something; it just has a really long name that I can't remember it at the moment. All I know is that we nicknamed it Bobby. How 'Bobby' came out of 'Something Something Something Something the Seventh' I have no idea.
Anyhoo, I go to second recess. When I come back up, Bobby
Is
Not
There.
So sad....
He was a good ant. :(
By the way, no PE again today. Also very sad. I was so disappointed, I cried. Like, so sad lah!
Aaand, I lent Kk Atiqah 'I am the Messenger' by Markus Zusak. It is my favouritest book (favouritest, because I have a lot of favourites, but this is the best of the best). For those of you who haven't read it, please do! It's really good, and I wanna spread the joy, so read it! Read it! READ ITTTTT!!! *froths at the mouth*
Marvellous.
"All girls is flower but you, sand!"Hahahahahaha!
Good times, good times.
5:11 PM
